Drop the resume
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Resume roasting SaaS
Your resume asked for this roast.
Upload your resume for a savage AI critique, share the funniest hits, then unlock a serious rewrite that helps you land interviews.
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Sample verdict
“Team player” is not a skill. It is the default setting.
The Rostìlio promise
Mean to the resume. Useful to you.
A genuinely funny roast—not recycled career jargon
Your original resume stays private and under your control
Actionable fixes clearly separated from the comedy
From cringe to credible
Laugh first. Apply smarter.
Rostìlio turns the most boring part of job hunting into a four-beat experience worth finishing—and sharing.
Take the roast
Get a sharp, witty teardown of the vague bullets, empty buzzwords, and formatting choices holding your story back.
Share the damage
Turn the best punchlines into a polished card or short-form video made for your group chat, feed, or career community.
Shareable roast cards Short-form video prompts
Fix what matters
Unlock the serious rewrite with stronger bullets, clearer positioning, and practical edits you can use in your next application.
Simple pricing
Pay for the fix, not the punchline.
Try the roast for free. Upgrade only when you want a stronger resume and more share-ready formats.
Quick Roast
$0
A fearless first look.
- One AI resume roast
- Top three problem areas
- One shareable roast card
Best comeback
Roast + Rebuild
$9
One-time payment per resume.
- Full savage roast
- Serious section-by-section rewrite
- Stronger achievement bullets
- Shareable cards and video script
Your next application deserves better
Let’s make your resume less employ-meh.
Bring the resume. Rostìlio will bring the jokes, the honest diagnosis, and the rewrite you actually need.
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